Belief, religion & spirituality

Whats a sure sign that its going to be a bad day?

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When you wake up alive.
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You should post this in me_irl. They'll upvote anything.
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When you wake up alive.
me too thanks,
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When you're driving and thinking about how great your morning went, and then you realize you forgot to put on deodorant
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It's Monday. Or Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or Thursday. Friday can be ok. Sometimes.
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When the toothpaste falls off your toothbrush.
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Splashing my morning coffee on my shirt.
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Bad or lack of sleep the night before.
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when you give up.
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Waking up late not because of the snooze button, but because the power went out the night before and the alarm's time got reset.
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Waking up late not because of the snooze button, but because the power went out the night before and the alarm's time got reset.
Shoot, waking up late period. Never a good feeling when you wake up and realize you're already supposed to be at work. That was my morning :/
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Waking up to 40 emails from work, all addressed to you.
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When you take a shower in the morning, and as soon as you dry off and get dressed, you realize you need to take a shit.
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You look at the calendar and it's not November 9th yet.
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When there's no goddamn milk in the fridge for my cereal.
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Waking up like 10 min before your alarm goes off and you dont have enough to fall back asleep. Like a reverse snooze.
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Anxiety first thing when I woke up. I broke down crying for no reason. I called my girlfriend and she didn't answer, I was stressed about that, it was then I realized that it was 4:15 am. And all of this only 10 minutes ago...
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Maybe this doesn't apply, but it's late I just mostly completed an enormous test due tomorrow and I'm shamefully buzzed off of one beer because I'm a student and my tolerance has gone to to the level of a dead smurf's dick:
I was applying for bartending positions one summer. Did not get a job that summer. I applied to over 60 bars in a 10 mile radius of where I lived. I was asking for any position. Barback, waiter, I didn't care.
Went to one place to put in an application after, y'know, 8 billion other bars telling me they only hired ladies (they'd never seen me in cut-offs, it coulda worked!). When I got to the place it was actively on fire.
Fire department was currently fighting a fire at the place I'd gone to to turn in an application/resume. It was a sign to give up, my efforts would be for naught. But instead I continued for a few more weeks, oblivious to the 'Nuh-uh' god had painted in bursting liquor bottles.
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When I bump into the neighbour lady while walking my dog in the morning.
Her doctor makes here exercise and she hates it. Bid her a good morning and she'll answer:"What's so fucking good about it?" or"It's bad enough I'm up at 5am. Now I'm supposed to talk to you cheerful little fuckers too?"
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when you find someones 20$ on the ground/flying around.
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