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What is your plan for when zombies come?

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I think I'd go back to bed. If I'm not going to go to work, I may as well make the most of it.
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Get bitten.
You guys are dumb, see they're gonna be lookin' for human guys.
I'll slip by all sneaky beaky like.
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I'm raiding a Costco or in Australia Bunnings. They have everything I would ever need plus I feel like I could lock them down really well. They're big ass sheds. I'd be stocked with all the food to survive and enough hardware to kill those fuckers that got in. Also, I'd use zombieland like a doco and make sure all the rules were in play. But ultimately, hope to find Bill Murray and twinkies. Yes.
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I'm raiding a Costco or in Australia Bunnings. They have everything I would ever need plus I feel like I could lock them down really well. They're big ass sheds. I'd be stocked with all the food to survive and enough hardware to kill those fuckers that got in. Also, I'd use zombieland like a doco and make sure all the rules were in play. But ultimately, hope to find Bill Murray and twinkies. Yes.
Bunnings on a weekend. All the supplies you need and a good ol' fashioned sausage sizzle.
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Bite as many people as possible before I get shot in the head.
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Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
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I will have gone from socially invisible outcast,
to everyone wanting a piece of me.
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I'll go from that crazy guy with too many guns and too much stored food to your best friend.
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I'll go from that crazy guy with too many guns and too much stored food to your best friend.
"It's better to have something and not need it than to need something and not have it."
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Become a charismatic leader who needs to make hard moral choices to allow my slowly evolving group of well-intentioned people with a diverse set of skills to survive, then relax because I'm protected by some solid plot armor.
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Gonna put my dick in a cement mixer,wait for it to dry,then beat fuckers to death with my huge cement cock
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Gonna put my dick in a cement mixer,wait for it to dry,then beat fuckers to death with my huge cement cock
Taking the word hard-on to a whole new level
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Try to get infected so I become a zombie too, if you can't beat them join them.
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Probably die... I'm more than willing to admit I am not particularly smart or strong or have any useful skills and that video games have given me no practical information on survival
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Go to the mountains. I live near ebough to the carskills and they would be too tricky for a zombie to climb.
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Beat a zombie with pool cue in time to"Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen.
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Find a katana and hide in the forest, sleeping in hammocks strung up in trees, as far away from centers of population as I can get
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Take Pete's car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
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Years ago i would have given a story of guns, cool trucks and samurai swords but after 6 seasons of TWD id just opt out.
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Lots of variables but my main strategy would be stay quiet and DONT GO OUTSIDE. I'd immediately fill the tub and outdoor trashcan with water (bringing it inside would be my last venture outdoors after the news broke). I have enough food to last nearly a month low rations and probably would not starve to death for a couple weeks after that. I figure if society has not solved the problem by then i'm pretty much fucked no matter what.
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