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The best (and worst) pick-up lines. Ever

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Some guy just walked up to me and said"I lost my number - can I have yours?"
Seriously???! Do they expect these things to work or are they just trying their luck
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"Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?" :-D
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"Is your name wi-fi? Because I am really feeling a connection." 💣
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Gah, the worst one that I have probably heard is"Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."Disgusting.
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"Is your name wi-fi? Because I am really feeling a connection." 💣
Hahaha! I like that. :-D
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I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead? Loser. lol. L-)
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Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world. :-))
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If I was a fly, I'd land on you first. Because you're the sh*t. 💩
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Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate! Hahaha!
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This one is the worst... Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me! :-D
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Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
What about that huh? :-D
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I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for. :-))
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Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.
Isn't it the worst pick-up line ever? :-D
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Oh, I don't have one so I asked my son and this is what he gave me.... I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
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:-D The letter ‘X’ scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
:-D
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If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
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Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
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I've heard this one... You like math? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves. :-D :-D :-D
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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
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