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If U could be an animal,what would you be and why?

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One of these giant 200 year old turtles. They seem super chill. They're The Dude of Animals.
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One of these giant 200 year old turtles. They seem super chill. They're The Dude of Animals.
Haha have you ever heard one having sex ?????
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Haha have you ever heard one having sex ?????
Yes, and I would happily sound like that. It's very amusing.
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A Sloth, I'm practically half way there.
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I'd be a bird so I can shit on people. :-D
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I'd be a bird so I can shit on people. :-D
Why not just shit on people anyway? My boss does it all the time
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Domestic cats have it going pretty good...
Eagle would be badass.
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So I can pick to be any creature from the biological kingdom Animalia? Probably a mammal, an intelligent mammal. Human it is.
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A Dolphin, they're intelligent and seem chill af.
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Serious answer. I would be a panther. Because panthers are awesome. All sleek and black, and shit. Like bagheera.
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I would be a cat. If I'm a pet cat then that's great, I can laze about the house all day, sleep most of the time, and eat food out of a tin. Not a massive stretch from my current reality.
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Rhino. Always thought they were super cool. Also, I'd want someone to put a saddle and some armor on me and ride me into battle. At least once.
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A stupid long horse.
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Rhino. Always thought they were super cool. Also, I'd want someone to put a saddle and some armor on me and ride me into battle. At least once.
And then get shot
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Alligator. They spend 80% of their time eating / sleeping and the remaining time looking for women. When I visited the everglades park in Florida I envied them so much.
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A farm sheep.
I'd keep warm with a heavy coat in the winter, produce wool for sweaters and blankets, and get a nice shearing for the summer, and special attention from the farmer.
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A farm sheep.
I'd keep warm with a heavy coat in the winter, produce wool for sweaters and blankets, and get a nice shearing for the summer, and special attention from the farmer.
hope you don't get shagged by the farmer then...
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Dog. Smart enough to know how to have fun, dumb enough not to let things get in the way of having fun
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a parrot... Probably a pet conjure. They live longer as pets. They are cute and intelligent. I would need a good owner who can not clip my wings and let me fly though.
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An owl. Sleep all day, party all night...
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