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At what moment u realize u were dating an idiot?

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When she"surprised" me by inviting her mother on our 16 day Hawaiian cruise.
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Was on a hike and was following a trail I had read up on online. We get to a fork and I say"okay now we need to go north". She says"haven't we been this whole time?". Confused, I look at her and ask why she says that. She replies"north is the direction in front of you yeah?"
Still not entirely sure about the origins of that logic...
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My ex thought that whenever I missed his call, the phone would still be ringing even after it went to voice mail. I got at least three voice mails a week that consisted of silence and the odd annoyed, impatient sigh.
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He insisted that women cannot be doctors, only nurses (and vice versa.) He said that the two are the exact same thing except one is male and one is female.
edit: He was in his early 20s.
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She got me madlibs and when it was her turn to do a noun she asked"What is a noun?" I said"it's a person, place, or thing." There was a long silence as she thought. It went on for so long that I thought she must be thinking of the best noun I had ever heard. Then she said"place."
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We were 16 at the time and went to go have sex. I realized I didn't have any condoms and thens when she told me I didn't need one because"I trust my body not to get pregnant". I asked her what she was talking about and she told me it takes conscious effort to become pregnant and if she didn't want to be she would never conceive.
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He shot himself in the leg twice while cleaning it. The same gun. 2 weeks apart. Edit: sorry, yes, cleaning the gun. 9 mm. Shot himself in the calf the first time, then took out his kneecap the second time, same leg. Took months of surgeries to fix it.
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I showed my wife this thread and she reminded me that I used to think yeast infections were a result of eating too much bread.
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She tried to argue that we could get to the moon easier if we just built a spaceship that could go underwater, and flew it through the ocean to the moon during the day time rather than straight up.
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My ex gf is 5'4" and petite. She wouldn't eat all day and have 3 martinis and black out. She would then claim she was allergic to alcohol.
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When she thought flashing red lights on the road meant you were entering a different time zone instead of indicating a stop sign.
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When she told me that babies could only happen if there were love, and the only way to get pregnant from a rape is if you loved your rapist.
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He thought the Nation of Islam was a place. When I explained to him this was not the case, he responded with,"agree to disagree".
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That the past was black and white.
She was serious.
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"Oh wow, Halloween is on Friday the 13th this year!" no, no its not.
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She thought Scotland was its own island, as in separated by water.
We live 30 mins from the border.
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We were at a restaurant and she saw a picture of a buffalo and said"I wanna eat that pig". I was dying laughing. Probably one of the funniest people I've dated, but definitely wasn't too sharp.
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When I saw her water her plastic plant for the third time.
Edit: Dunno, the first two times I was sort of stunned and curious. The second time she actually said,"The water goes right through."
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Watching a wildlife documentary and my girlfriend asked me if bears laid eggs.
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"Is that an albino duck?""That's a dove."
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